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Funky Monkey

$799.99 $1,199.99

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Crossover boats are all the rage, and for good reason - they make those “everyday” creek runs a whole lot of fun. You know, that creek where you know every rock, every eddy, every drop, and can run it backwards blind folded. That's where these new boats excel, because they take something thats become mundane, and they turn it into your personal little playground. And on big water runs… hoooweee, is this a load of fun!

We’ve taken this crossover idea to the next level. We wanted our boat to be really fast so you can zoom all over the place like a fireball. It's a little longer than some of the other comparable boats out there, and a little more “balanced” when it comes to bow and stern volume: after all you’re not going to run the hardest mankiest class 5+ in this, so you might as well be able to throw some ends or a giant pirouette now and then for good measure.

The hull is flat with softened “hard” rails so you can surf and spin this like a top, but still be manageable on steep creeks. Loads of rocker rides the boat up and over everything, which combined with the “Plug Fluffer”, an inspired design innovation that breaks the surface tension of the water on the bow deck, releasing it for rapid resurfacing, and the “Trunk Junk” behind you, that catches flow exiting the base of the drop propelling you forwards and away, you can paddle with ease and certainty even if this has less overall volume than your daily creeker.

The tail is squished and slicy so you can take this out on the ultimate smear campaign, spatting every rock you can see, slicing through every eddy line, blasting every poor over. You’re going to have to learn to deal with it - this is no fat booty creeker, but once you get a hang of it, you’re going to love every ginsu moment!

This kayak is available in THREE specifications.

They all come outfitted with the Skeletor Extreme bracing system. Orange has our "standard" foam seat and backband outfitting system (which fits most paddlers), Yellow with the Power Seat system, and the Tequila Sunrise in the Hooptie option.

The Hooptie outfitting... well, that's for you dirtbag paddlers, video boaters, raft guides, and people who... well, just break a lot of kayaks and have a half dozen broken boats in the back yard you can pillage for all the internal parts you need to outfit your boat. The boat comes with a non adjustable spacious hung padded seat, a backband, grab loops and logos. That's it. After that it's up to you to bust out the old junk you have lying around, foam and glue, and get at it old school style. You can buy the boat as stated above, or go to our accessory page and buy any of the parts you might need that you don't have (like  footrests, hip pads, and thigh pads). These are put into the boat at shipping, but ARE NOT INSTALLED. That's for you to do.

All Prices are in USA Dollars. Price includes partial shipping* paid by Soul Waterman. 

 Currently out of stock (except 1 Hooptie). New stock arrives in late August. Order yours now to reserve one for that shipment.

Main technical Specifications

Kayak Name

Funky Monkey


9'9"| 300cm


25.6”| 65cm

Height (front)

13.5” | 34cm

Height (Back)

8” | 20cm

Nose Rocker

11.7” | 30cm

Tail Rocker

8.4” | 21cm

Rocker type


Cockpit Length (Outside)

34.3”| 87cm

Cockpit Width (Outside)

20”| 51cm

Plastic Type (Orange/Black)

Hilex 14 HDPE

Plastic Type (Yellow)

Hilex 16 SHDPE

Boat Weight (Orange/Black)

44lbs | 20kg

Boat Weight (Yellow)

39lbs | 18kg

General use Paddler Weight

140lbs-230lbs | 64kg-105kg

Creeking Paddler Weight

160lbs – 210lbs | 73kg-95kg

Yellow/Orange/Black Fitting

Skeletor Extreme

Orange Granite Outfitting

Non Adjustable Hung Seat - 22kg shell.

Grab Loop


Power Seat Option



72 Gal | 275ltr

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