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Chaos Monkey

$799.99

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If you're that guy that just wants to plug a whole bunch of really gnarly stuff, this is your boat. This is you, making sense of the chaos out there.  Most of the volume is centered around the paddler, and we have complimented this with a number of unique design features that really help in keeping this magical boat on the surface, and driving forward.

Taking what we have learned from our ultra fast extreme racer, the Sucker Punch, we’ve built a peaked “cathedral” deck into the first half of the boat and last half of the stern decks. While the extreme nose rocker (the highest and most progressive out there) rides this boat high and dry, there are simply some drops you can’t skip over the top (or in large waterfalls, don't want to). Combined with the “Plug Fluffer”, an inspired design innovation that breaks the surface tension of the water on the bow deck, releasing it for rapid resurfacing, and the “Trunk Junk” behind you, that catches flow exiting the base of the drop propelling you forwards and away, this cathedral deck makes “plugged” drops almost feel like you skipped over them.
The hull of this boat is graceful9n its lines and sweep. It’s designed to flow with the water, not fight it. In just two strokes you'll accelerate to cruising speed, and that's all you need to make this boat function. It turns on a dime both on rail and flat, thanks to the flat hull and rounded forgiving rails. Those same forgiving rails will slip effortlessly across the gnarliest of rocks in a controlled and intended trajectory, while working for you to carve through eddies, or getting out of holes.

This boat will boof just because you were thinking about it, and it wont go careening off in weird directions when you hit funky curlers, or protruding rocks. The Chaos Monkey rolls so fast and fluid you won't miss a beat - kinda nice when you made an itty bitty mistake halfway down something you'd rather be right side up on.

The Chaos Monkey is available in TWO specifications.

The Yellow, Black and Orange comes outfitted with the Skeletor Extreme and the Orange Granite in the Hooptie option.

The Skeletor Extreme (Standard seat) has all the adjustable bells and whistles of modern outfitting and is turnkey.The Power Seat is designed for users who like to customize their boats.

The Hooptie outfitting... well, that's for you dirtbag paddlers, video boaters, raft guides, and people who... well, just break a lot of kayaks and have a half dozen broken boats in the back yard you can pillage for all the internal parts you need to outfit your boat. The boat comes with a non adjustable spacious hung seat, a center hull support bar, grab loops and logos. That's it. After that it's up to you to bust out the old junk you have lying around, foam and glue, and get at it old school style. You can buy the boat as stated above, or go to our accessory page and buy any of the parts you might need that you don't have (like backband, or footrests, cockpit vertical support etc). These are put into the boat at shipping, but ARE NOT INSTALLED. That's for you to do.

All Prices are in USA Dollars. Price includes shipping*.

This project is on our wish list. If we can garner 50 orders, we'll step up and make the boat. So over the next few months, order one, tell your friends to order one, and we will make the mold in early spring if the orders are there for it. Select COD at check out and we will MANUALLY collect a $500 deposit from you AFTER we have hit the landmark 50 unit number (so only when we know for sure that it's a go) and the balance of payment when it ships.

Main technical Specifications

Kayak Name

Chaos Monkey

Length

9'6"| 290cm

Width

26”| 66cm

Height (front)

14” | 36cm

Height (Back)

12.5” | 32cm

Nose Rocker

15.5” | 39cm

Tail Rocker

11.6” | 29.5cm

Rocker type

Continuous

Cockpit Length (Outside)

34.3”| 87cm

Cockpit Width (Outside)

20”| 51cm

Plastic Type (Orange/Black)

Hilex 14 HDPE

Plastic Type (Yellow)

Hilex 16 SHDPE

Boat Weight (Orange/Black)

49lbs | 22kg

Boat Weight (Yellow)

44lbs | 20kg

General use Paddler Weight

140lbs-230lbs | 64kg-105kg

Creeking Paddler Weight

160lbs – 210lbs | 73kg-95kg

Yellow/Orange/Black Fitting

Skeletor Extreme

Orange Granite Outfitting

Non Adjustable Hung Seat - 22kg shell.

Grab Loop

4

Power Seat Option

Yes

Volume

91 Gal | 343ltr


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