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We've been working on a new boat for parents who are (perhaps, over) eager to get their kids out on the water. Corran was putting his 2yr old son in the front of the cockpit of the Booty Call, and it worked, except for the fact that there's this toddlers helmet in your face, and so you're forced to paddle like a nitwit.

There are tandem kayaks on the market, but those are massively overkill for what we want to do - bridge the gap between first putting your kid into whitewater, and them being old enough to go it alone in their own kayak. This period is a common problem: we want to take our kids paddling, the kids want to go paddling, but they are simply too young to go it solo in a mini kayak.

This is our solution. A short, wide, high volume boat with the weight as centered as it can be, but still space for the parent to paddle (and roll) effectively. A forgiving planing hull increases both stability, and allows you to give your kid some early excitement as it will spin on even the smallest of waves.

The area around the child is reduced in size so they can actually start to paddle as well, and the seat is raised to get them up to a height that's comfortable for them to see (and can be lowered as they grow), paddle, and also be above the waves that come over the deck. Hang-tight handles are there for them to hang onto in lieu of a paddle if - that's what they prefer.

The focus is paddling easy rivers -class 2 or 3, and surfing small waves (spinning) - and above all, giving these small children an overwhelmingly positive experience in a kayak so they're asking you for more. Stability and forgiveness are key (you really don't want to be flipping with a 2 or 3 year old even if it is easy to roll), and of course, a positive attitude at all times. But you already knew that.

Your feet go each side of their sitting position (which is raised 6" off the hull) so it's still comfortable for even tall paddlers. The front paddler has a hung seat while the back seat has a large range of adjustment. Please read this important safety page.

Go do something with those Terrible Two's!

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Main technical Specifications
Kayak Name	Terrible Two
Length	9’5"\| 287cm
Width	27”\| 68.5cm
Height (front)	12.6” \| 32cm
Height (Back)	10.4” \| 26.4cm
Nose Rocker	11” \| 28cm
Tail Rocker	8.2” \| 21.8cm
Rocker type	Kick
Cockpit Size (Back)	34.3” x 20" \| 87cm x 51cm
Cockpit Size (Front)	24” x 13” \| 34cm x 60cm
Plastic Type	Hilex 14 HDPE
Internal Outfitting	Superlight
Boat Weight	50.7lbs \| 23kg
Front seat Adjustment	Up and Down
Max Combined Paddler Weight	300lbs \| 140kg
Max Front Paddler Weight	110lbs \| 50kg - (Under 55lbs \| 25kg raise the front seat)
Windshield Included	No
Grab Loops	6
Back Seat Adjustment	Yes
Distance between cockpits	36" \| 91cm
Volume	98 Gal \| 371ltr

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Rotax Skeg. If you do any kind of flatwater paddling, you'll want this.

Great Gear you need from some of our industry friends

This great Skirt by Level6 fits the Terrible Two and MiniMe cockpits.

This is a great lifejacket from Level6

Fantastic kids lifejacket for our European customers from PeakUK

Front skirt Quick Release leash from Liquid Force

We wrap the kayak in a cool bag, rather than disposable plastic and cardboard packing. We put a skin of plastic over this to help protect the bag from dirt and scuffing, but it is also possible that the boats can arrive with bags more abused than this. This is a free bag for you to keep and use, but we cannot make shipping damage claims for damaged bags (the few times that it happens)