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2020 TerribleTwo

2020 TerribleTwo



*Lifetime Warranty * Industries Premium Outfitting * Strongest and Stiffest Plastic * Boat Transport and storage bag * Loads of Free Outfitting Foam * Accident Protection

We've been working on a new boat for parents who are (perhaps, over) eager to get their kids out on the water. Corran was putting his 2yr old son in the front of the cockpit of the Booty Call, and it worked, except for the fact that there's this toddlers helmet in your face, and so you're forced to paddle like a nitwit.

There are tandem kayaks on the market, but those are massively overkill for what we want to do - bridge the gap between first putting your kid into whitewater, and them being old enough to go it alone in their own kayak. This period is a common problem: we want to take our kids paddling, the kids want to go paddling, but they are simply too young to go it solo in a mini kayak.

This is our solution. A short, wide, high volume boat with the weight as centered as it can be, but still space for the parent to paddle (and roll) effectively. A forgiving planing hull increases both stability, and allows you to give your kid some early excitement as it will spin on even the smallest of waves.

The area around the child is reduced in size so they can actually start to paddle as well, and the seat is raised to get them up to a height that's comfortable for them to see (and can be lowered as they grow), paddle, and also be above the waves that come over the deck. Hang-tight handles are there for them to hang onto in lieu of a paddle if - that's what they prefer.

The focus is paddling easy rivers -class 2 or 3, and surfing small waves (spinning) - and above all, giving these small children an overwhelmingly positive experience in a kayak so they're asking you for more. Stability and forgiveness are key (you really don't want to be flipping with a 2 or 3 year old even if it is easy to roll), and of course, a positive attitude at all times. But you already knew that.

Your feet go each side of their sitting position (which is raised 6" off the hull) so it's still comfortable for even tall paddlers. The front paddler has a hung seat while the back seat has a large range of adjustment. Please read this important safety page.

Go do something with those Terrible Two's!

The Terrible Two is available in Two specifications.

The Yellow and Pink are extra lightweight, and Orange and Tequila Sunrise are heavier and stronger. All come outfitted with the NEW 2019 Skeletor Extreme 2, 

Read HERE about why our outfitting system is the best there is.

Get Accident Protection for your kayak at purchase HERE!

All Prices are in USA Dollars. Price includes half of the cost of shipping* paid by Soul Waterman. We HIGHLY recommend you buy shipping insurance before checking out.

At the request of women, we built the pink and yellow boat to be as light as possible, making it easier to carry and load. But if you sit on it, tie boats together and cam strap them down, or in other ways are are abusive of it, it’s going to eventually deform, or possibly even break.  Think about the Yellow/Pink Terrible Two as a inexpensive alternative to carbon, that's much more resistant. Think of the Orange ones as being what you're accustomed to with plastic kayaks. If you look after your equipment, the Yellow ones will last for years and years. If you're abusive, you're going to ruin it, and we're not replacing it if you do.


We Donate 5% of profits from Kids Boats. You can also donate HERE.


We Donate 5% of profits from Pink Boats to breast cancer research. You can also donate HERE.

Main technical Specifications

Kayak Name

Terrible Two


9’5"| 287cm


27”| 68.5cm

Height (front)

12.6” | 32cm

Height (Back)

10.4” | 26.4cm

Nose Rocker

11” | 28cm

Tail Rocker

8.2” | 21.8cm

Rocker type


Cockpit Size (Back)

34.3” x 20" | 87cm x 51cm

Cockpit Size (Front)

24” x 13”  | 34cm x 60cm

Plastic Type (Orange/Yellow)

Hilex 14 HDPE

Plastic Type (Pink)

Hilex 14 HDPE

Boat Weight (Orange/Tequila/Black)

50.7lbs | 23kg (estimated)

Boat Weight (Yellow/Pink)

45lbs | 21kg 

Max Combined Paddler Weight

300lbs | 140kg

Max Front Paddler Weight

110lbs | 50kg - (Under 55lbs | 25kg raise the front seat)

Internal Outfitting

Skeletor Extreme 2 (& hung front seat)

Grab Loops


Seat Adjustment

Back Seat: forward/back  |  Front Seat: Up/down

Distance between cockpits

36"  |  91cm


98 Gal | 371ltr


You might also need one of the Kids Munchkin Paddles.

The Wave Shield is a must if your kid us younger than 5 or 6 yrs old.

 This self popping Dino skirt is a winner for you ng kids 

Rotax Skeg. If you do any kind of flatwater paddling, you'll want this.


Great Gear you need from some of our industry friends

This great Skirt by Level6 fits the Terrible Two and MiniMe cockpits.

This is a great lifejacket from Level6

Fantastic kids lifejacket for our European customers from PeakUK

 Front skirt Quick Release leash from Liquid Force


We wrap the kayak in a cool bag, rather than disposable plastic and cardboard packing. We put a skin of plastic over this to help protect the bag from dirt and scuffing, but it is also possible that the boats can arrive with bags more abused than this. This is a free bag for you to keep and use, but we cannot make shipping damage claims for damaged bags (the few times that it happens)

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